1. BROADWAY BABY KITTON:
I'm flah-eeing hiiiigh, deFOOOOYING gravityyy!
(cat in the back sez: muzeek iz not likely kareer, lulz)
2. Brynie's version of everyone's beloved "My Favourite Things" from the everlasting musical The Sound of Music as she sang it in today's lesson:
Cream-coloured strudels with doorbells and poodels*
White paper packages tied up with noodles
Winters that fly with a goose on their wings
These are a few of my favourite things;
Girls in white dresses with ice cream and sashes
Cornflakes that fall on my nose and eyelashes
Wild geese that--oh, wait, I said geese--I like my... shins
These are a few of my favourite things!
When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
When I'm feeling blue
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel--wait, I said the wrong thing, didn't I? Aw, Cocksucker--like glue.**
*more like Sweeney Todd than Sound of Music really
**yes, that is a direct quote
I don't know about you, but that's how I'm singing it from now on!